Assalam o Alaikum
Respected,
Mian Nawaz Sharif,Mian Shahbaz Sharif,Mian
hamza Shehbaz Sharif
I hope this letter finds you in
the best of your professional health.
Mr.Prime minister you know I am
a hardworking political player.I have always admired your personality and your governance style.Through a T.V
ticker I came to know that Governor Punjab Ch.Sarwar has resigned .Mr.Prime
minister ,I just want to say that the gibberish he uttered amid-st leaving the
office is baseless.Being a citizen of Pakistan,I can safely say that under your
premiership we have progressed by leaps and bounds.Education standard already
skyrocketing.There’s a noticeable reduction in load shedding.Cessation in
corruption.
What Ch.Sarwar said regarding
poor governance is lousy and absolute nonsense.He was an inconsiderate imbecile
guy.He was from british labour part that’s why he was simply unaware of local
politics.Mr.Prime minister I would love to show my allegiance with PMLN .Being
a thorough professional I would like to offer my services for governorship.
I must say in advance that I
will be benign to your monarchy.I know Pakistan is facing humongous problems
and you are the one who can solve the issues faced,so I will not block your
way.Moreover chief minister Punjab Mian Shahbaz Sharif is my ideal.I always
keep his passport size photograph in my wallet
Dear Majesty,
I would like to say that being a
governor I will definitely nag at opposition particularly the self proclaimed
change agent Pakistan Tehreek e Insaf.I feel severe pain when I see information
minister sitting alone bashing Imran Khan.I will share his responsibility so he
can better handle the ministry.I will never ever become a guarantor regarding
long march in future if Dr.Tahir ul Qadri returns back the next season.I will
not ask for electoral reforms and investigation.I have a deep rooted experience
regarding local politics and you know after all politics is local.
Moreover I have a well
established business outside Pakistan so how can I criticize yours.I am not a
lawyer and so will not go into legalities regarding official matters.Being a
governor I will only attend meetings and will call on delegations.Regarding
official summaries to be signed by me,I am pledging myself in advance.I have
already ordered two stamps with my signatures engraved .You need not worry
about my approval.You can do it yourself with those stamps and Lastly I am a
foodie I promise when you will come to governor house,you will be served with
Nehari in breakfast and hareesa in lunch and for Chief Minister Punjab,I assure
the food will be hot and cold respectively and most respectfully.
Kindly pay my greetings to all
the sharif family and specially to those who matter
Profound Regards
An aspirant
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